In the future we'll all be gay
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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