Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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