I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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