Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You ate ashes out of my bong
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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