he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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