I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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