Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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