Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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