just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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