This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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