That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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