Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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