And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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