at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Shame - the story of my life.
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