And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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