shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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