STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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