I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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