The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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