no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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