dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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