Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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