why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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