At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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