You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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