I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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