The maid of honor just puked.
Say something about gay babies.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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