did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
