He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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