That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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