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(810): View more from Michigan

Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf

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(415): View more from California

we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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(214): View more from Texas

i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

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oh fuck your right

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(845): View more from New York

Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.

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(618): View more from Illinois

No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship

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(269): View more from Michigan

If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you

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(330): View more from Ohio

Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM

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