That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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