Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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