I don't think brook has ever known best
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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