And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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