I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
