Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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