shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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