we're blogging at a bar
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You can make out without kissing
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