Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
We don't watch enough power rangers
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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