It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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