Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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