How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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