Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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