i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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