she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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