I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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