My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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