Just fell off a train. Bad.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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