my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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