i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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