Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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