that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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