i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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