you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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