i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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