Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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