...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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